Infomercials are designed to target everyday people and provide them with a solution to their everyday problem. Ironically this is where the problem is. These problems aren’t really of a pre-existing kind. More or less these companies want to assure that it is a problem to you by reinforcing the fact that their product is ‘revolutionary’ or a ‘one of a kind’.
A couple of buzz words is all it takes for some suckers to pick up their phone, only to realize the purchase is an absolute novelty. Once or twice and they’re done using it.
Well played to you companies out there. But the following infomercials are just so freaking outlandish, you wonder if anyone in their right mind will pay money for them. Here are 15 of the worst (or best) infomercial products out there!
“Boy, that looks comfortable to work with”…..”I can totally concentrate on typing on my keyboard!”
Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask
Ever wanted a facial mask that can double as something you’d wear for a bank robbery?
How fancy. As an added bonus, you can smell like mold too!
I’ve never seen anyone crack an egg so hard against a counter. Lay off the steroids I’d say.
So you’re telling me I get to wash the tongs instead?! F*** that’s so sanitary!
GoJo Hands-Free Headset
This was before the time of putting your phone on ‘loud speaker’. Well, at least I hope.
Hot Dog Man
I thought the old saying was ‘never play with your food’. I guess not.
Do you wish to have a social life? Have friends? Go to parties? Did you answer yes to all three? Well, stop playing with your balls. Look what happened to the guy in the ad. He looks like an eligible bachelor……
Nothing says cool like a vest. Said no one ever….
I LIKE BOOBIES! You ruined it Cami Secret. You RUINED IT!
“Just like you’re checking out your club”……… Why on earth are you next to the tree then?
Surely this has to be the biggest fraud to ever make the market. If I wanted to talk to a loon over the phone with, I would have called my mother and saved the money!
What happens if I want to chop a watermelon?
As a man, I feel ripped off by the existence of this product.
Don’t even think about taking your smart phone.
For the next time, you’re taking a shit, have a putt! (Said no one ever)