The Sluttiest Halloween Costumes
With Halloween always around the corner, it’s time to get a costume that hides your boner. With every year that goes by, I swear to god, women seem to lose a piece of clothing. They believe it’s the only day of the year in which they get a hall pass and wear as little as they please. For me personally, I don’t mind at all, I actually love it. Whether it’s a slutty nurse, a slutty cat or in fact anything that is remotely revealing is A-OK for me. So ladies take note if you want to look slutty as all hell this coming Halloween. because here are 25 of the sluttiest Halloween costumes.
“You’re under arrest!”, Hell Yes!
A Jack O Lantern that is mesmerizing more so than spooky…
The Almighty Thor
Christina Aguilera as a nurse. Um YES!
(Jaw Drop) Awesome!
Some creative body paint placement and fishnets. That will work just fine!
Borat’s mankini is unisex. Too bad there isn’t a shot from behind.
There is something seductive, innocent and slutty about this one. But she’s totally pulling it off!
A classic that always works.
Who would have thought that the ‘Firefox’ logo can be turned into a slutty outfit?
Seems like she’s breaking a few rules. But I’d totally join a church if this was the case.
Bees can be hot. Like really hot!
Bernie and Ernie totally got hot.