“Great stories never start with a salad”, it starts with alcohol.
Since the creation of alcohol, men and women all around the world have regretfully done something stupid. It could be a minor slip up, a monumental f*** up or somewhere in between. Regardless to when or where you may be, a valiant idea, whilst being drunk, is always a brilliant idea. Very little thought of whether to proceed exists.
Generally speaking the phrase “Hold my beer” or “I’ve got this” is said before a valiant act that will either be; awesome and successful or a regretful decision with repercussions. Either way, it is never mediocre and amazing when put into a looping gif. So, here are some of the funniest out there!
His not working hard. His working smart.
Drunk Mario seems like a colorful character!
“Honey I’m going for a ride!”
Hold my beer. I’m going for a PB.
“Hey. Check out my new trick!”
“Watch me do a cart…worm.”
It’ll totally be like Dukes of Hazards they said….
Sweet front flip.
Once in a while you witness greatness. Multitasking at its best!
“If you love something let it go”, is so overrated. Never let go something that is perfect.
Hold my beer, I need to go get a quickie vasectomy.
Don’t drink and surf.
Sometimes simple tasks are just too difficult.
“Did I impress the girls?”
Sometimes you think you can handle your beer.
A Knights Tale – Airport Edition
I’m not an engineer, but I’ve got this!
Just like the Olympics.
Check out what I can do with my new protective jacket.
Come on Barbie let’s go party!
Always hydrate when you’ve been drinking.